The Cat: Put me down, please.
The Girl: She’s so cuddly!
The Cat: Are we done yet?
The Girl: She loves it when I hold her!
The Cat: I see things I’d like to chase.
The Girl: What could be better than holding a soft cat?
The Cat: I should try squirming around. That ought to do it.
The Girl: Look at the camera, Puss!
The Cat: Nope.
The End.

The Blog: Finish me off.
The Writer: I’m not sure I’m done.
The Blog: You are.
The Writer: Delete.